Why did the women keep scratching her head? Because she had lice

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What happened to the dying kangaroo? He died What animal is not in the lion king? Kangaroo --why? Because he died...

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a raging hard-on and was leering at him.

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There once was a man from Peru Whose limericks stopped at line two (I sense the public demanding an encore) There once was a man from Verdun There's also a limerick about Emperor Nero, but I can't tell it to you.

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Baby seal walks into a club... what a tragedy

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What do you call a black armless legless man I Don't know but im kind of hungry

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey I just met you

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Womens rights. Are extremely valuable because women are equal.

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Which of the following is NOT true? A. The lemon is walking to a store. B. The store is walking to a lemon. C. The man is a lemon and a store. D. Peanuts are stuck in my anus

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why is the room so dark? because the light is not on.

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What do you call a disabled Jew? His name

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how did the chicken cross the road. it didnt.

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Women's rights

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dead babies

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Whats worse than finding one worm in your apple? Two worms.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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What's the best joke of all? YOUR SOCIAL LIFE!!!!!!!

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Your Mom... is a very nice lady who makes good cookies

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A man walks in a bar. He walks out.

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A hot girl walks past a boy and the boy turns around and watches her pass. The girl sees the boy staring and asks with a slight attitude, "What are you looking at?", to which the boy replied, "Well, I noticed you walking towards me and I couldn't help but think 'Hmm..she looks familiar. Have I seen her at school? No. Work? No. Somewhere else? Perhaps.' I then concluded that I've never seen you before and then you turned around and asked me what I was looking at. What are YOU looking at?"

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OH NO, ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!!

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Why was Lucile crying? Because she was sad.

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What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? N*ggers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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