Knock knock, come in.

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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A man gets into a joan Battle. He says Lamboguini Mercy your chick so thirsty then his pponent says Shut up Your chick is thirsty beacs yours face looks like a dried orange The man runs away Then the opponent realizes His Girlfrienn just aked Him for some water

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

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If you live in the 'living' room, what do you do in the others? You die.

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Everyone lies about agreeing to the terms of service... look, I'll do it right now! because i have to click it in order to post the joke.

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What did the English teacher write on a sheet of assignment criteria? The assignment criteria. Plus, she spelled "millennium" wrong.

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why do giraffes have long necks? because their heads are a long way from their bodies

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Whats green and tasty? Snot

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how do you drown a blonde? chain her to a cinder block and throw her off a bridge.

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One day a girl comes home crying to her father. Father, Father! She says, a boy i met touched my shoulder! Like this? Her father says and touches her shoulder. Yes just like that, a bad part was that he kissed me on my lips! Like this? her father says and kisses her on the lips. Yes just like that but the WORST thing was he stuck his you know what into my you know where. Like this? Her father says as he sticks his you know what into her you know where. Yes just like that father but he had AIDS! ......( Awkward silence)..... oh shit.

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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minorities

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What's worse then finding out that your partner has AIDS? I don't know actually, but finding out would suck pretty bad...

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why did the shark cross the road It didn't its a shark

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What is bright yellow and tastes like Gatorade? Antifreeze

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So an asian man gets into a car... and drives home on the highway driving at the approximate speed of the designated speed limit while exhibiting safe driving maneuvers. He arrives home to his wife and kids and sits down for a nice dinner while having a engaging conversation about the political future of the United States and his favorite football team.

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The joke below me is retarded

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What is worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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What's the diffrence between a pizza and a black man. One is human being while the other is an inanimate food source.

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Knock Knock. Ow! Why you hit me!?

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I'm funny.

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Why was the black guy good at basketball? He practiced hard everyday.

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