- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was wrong with the black guy? He was black

In Soviet Russia, the government kills with famine and genocide.

When did the Chinese guy go to the dentist? At the correct time he had been allotted.

A skeleton walks into a bar. It's inside a person. He orders a beer and enjoys it contentedly.

How do you keep Helen Keller distracted? Find a stimulating device that blind and deaf people can operate correctly.

Why did the hamster run around the wheel.? Because he lived in a small cage and had nothing better to do.

Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

Knock Knock, Come in.

Man 1: youre going to die Man 2: why? Man 1: everyone dies

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is created to be used by multiple people for sitting down or other forms of rest, and does not have consciousness or the complex body systems of humans and other animals.

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. Then he woke with a fright In the middle of the night And thought about what a strange dream he was having.

What did the man say to the man? Awkward.

a man killed wife. he successfully rid the scene of all evidence and buried the body under a bridge. unfortunately he forgot to bury the head and went to jail for life.

i came... i saw... -myself when i came.

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman gets off the bus and files a complaint with the public transit system and the driver loses his job.

Who would win in a fight, Godzilla or a Tyrannosaurus Rex? It doesn't matter because Godzilla is fictional and a T-Rex is extinct.

Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

if i'm white and you're white, then who took my car keys?

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock Who's there THE CHICKEN

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

A unicorn is walking down the street and a man asks him: "Why so horny" The unicorn then slap the man upside the head because that was none of his business.

How did the blonde die? She got slurped up by a 1,000-foot anteater. How did the 1,000-foot anteater die? He got slurped up a 10,000 foot anteatereater. How did the 10,000 foot anteatereater die? It doesn't matter. The Earth just got slurped up by a one-trillion-foot planeteater.

A black kid, an Asian kid, and a Jewish kid walk into a barrier. They are students at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry and they walk straight through the barrier onto Platform 9 3/4.

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