- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Shakespeare say to the software designer? Nothing.

Roses are red, violets are red, daffodils are yellow, and pansies are pink.

A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says "I'm worried about your book choice, maybe you should consult a theropast".

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because it tastes good.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? He had cancer.

What do you call a black man in a suit? A lawyer.

Fred awoke and looked outside. The sun was rising over the fog in the valley below. Birds were singing, and the air smelled of freshly cut grass. THIS was the day, Fred thought, that I'm going to kill my wife and kids.

when two guys walk in somewhere late together you say. hay perv hay ert.

How do you get a one-armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

So a black guy walks into a bar, respectively pays his tab and walks out.

What's the difference between a zombie, a vampire and a werewolf? One is a zombie, one is a vampire and one is a werewolf.

What do you call a grizzly bear without teeth? A gummy bear

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whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

tim tebow is a great quarterback

Knock knock

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you last put it.

Q: How many Chuck Norrises does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: negitave 999999999999999999e

What's better than having an iPad? I don't know, I lost both my hands.

A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar man asks ''what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Your Mom.

a horse walks in to a bar and the bar tender asks, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because it is a horse and is confused by its surroundings and then gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables as it makes its escape.

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