Knock Knock Who's there? Sargeant John Smith mam. I regret to inform you that your husband died in the line of fire - I'm sorry.

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A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

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What's sadder than the Holocaust? Not a lot of things because it was probably one of the most depressing series of events that happened in the 20th Century.

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Noses are red, pilots are blue I am dyxslexic boo who

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What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

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a man runs over his wife, who is at fault? -The man he shouldn't have been driving in the kitchen.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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Roses are read bacon is good poems are hard .........BACON

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What looks like poop and smells like cheese??

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What did one snowman say to the other? Hmm...smells like carrots.

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Yo mama's so fat, she possesses a Body Mass Index that is above the recommended value for healthy individuals and thus will have a greater risk for heart disease and other related health problems.

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Why are atheists stupid? Actually, statistically, they are more intelligent than believers.

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why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken

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Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

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3 strangers were locked in a dark room they turned the light on, unlocked the door and proceeded with their day.

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why do black people were white shirts?..they feel like it

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but hears my number so call me maby .....7 days

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Why did Dave buy a playstation? Because he wanted one.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor

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What starts with "p" and ends with "orn" Popcorn

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Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

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Why didn't the boomerang return? It hit a baby

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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How many finger does a fat person have? I don't know you can never find there hands.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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