Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

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Yo mamma's so stupid, she couldn't get a high paying job and had to settle for working full time at McDonalds, just to get your family through the week.

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Once upon a time in a far away kingdom, people lived in it. The End.

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A blind Man walks into a Bar. A young man quickly runs over to him and helps him up.

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What did one banana say to the other banana? Answer: It didnt say anything because bananas are inanimate objects, so it isn't humanly possible for a banana to speak.

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Q. why did the skeleton crosse the rood. A. he didin`t becas he had no guts

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

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A turtle and a rabbit are having a race. The rabbit goes really fast and sees the turtle so far away. So the rabbit takes a short nap and waits for the turtle for a little challenge. Suddenly the rabbit wakes up and sees the turtle about to cross the finish line. The rabbit runs as fast as he can, but it was too late. A bus runs them over and they both die.

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A blonde a brunette and a ginger jump off a cliff they die upon impact and their families mourn for years to come.

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What's living, purple, yellow, and green? Nothing.

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Why didnt the vampire have a reflection? You have to be real to have a reflexion

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Ok good, just checking. It would be a shame for your perishable foodstuffs to go bad.

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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Why did Bob stop at the light? Because it was red and not doing so would be illegal.

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Stephen Hawking

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Tim: Hey Jennifer, do you wanna hear a joke? Jennifer: Okay Tim: Knock knock Jennifer: Who's there Tim: It's me Tim, you idiot

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What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

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Tic tac toe Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

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What do you call a paralyzed man on a fishing boat? Robert

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why do elephants have such flat feet.....? from all those damn trees they have been juming out of....

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what is almost like Jesus? Jesus

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A negro named Kanye walks into a Tavern... He's stoned to death.

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What happened to your hamster? It died.

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what do you call a a miget crossed with a vampire? A miget, vampires are a figment of you're screwed up imagination.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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