A Woman out of the kitchen

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Two gay guys walked in to a bar. It's unfair of me to make the assumption that they're gay, they just be really good friends whom aren't opposed to touching each other.

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Well I do want it to end now but...WHAT? How did you get that trough? I thought hypnosis was supposed to increase awareness and focus.

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What did the grass say to the human "Hey" The human then screams and runs to safety

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Susie is 14 & she never listens to her mom, why is that? She's deaf.

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What's worse than women's rights? Actually, not much, because women throughout history suffered for too long the hardships of over dominant male figures and deserve the freedoms they have achieved today.

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Which came first the egg or the chicken? The chicken because eggs can't cross the road

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What's black, white,and red all over? A crime scene where a black and white man were brutally murdered by a psychopath that is still on the loose and could be killing someone else.

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How's your mum? she's dead..

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Religion

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What's the biggest difference between the East and West Coast? About 3,000 miles.

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Why did the blonde fall down? She got shot in the head.

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Whats better than winning a Paralympic Gold Medal? Having Legs.

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Kid 1: "Want a Hurts Doughnut?" Kid 2: "Umm... sure." Kid 1 opens up a box of freshly baked Hurts doughnut from Hurts Bakery and gives one to kid 2

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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why did the chicken cross the road ??? why would you care??

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What do you call an animal who is purple and feeds on grass? Well his name is Timmy, he is a 6 year old boy and has been diagnosed with a rare deadly disease that turns his skin purple and has removed him so far from reality that he has begin to feed on his front lawn.

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What did the furnace say to the Jew? Nothing, as it is an inanimate object and cannot communicate.

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whats worse than 10 babies in a mail box 1 baby in 10 mail boxes

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knock knock who's there ? dogs dogs who? phone

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-rick:hey wut happens wen i pull this pin -jerry:rick no!!!!! rick then starts to cry as he remembers the tragic accident that caused his friends death,which rick caused

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Dick Chaney

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(Man #1): Do you know how I know you're gay? (Man #2): How? (Man #1) When I kiss you, you kiss me back...

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Knock knock. Who's there? I just ding dong ditched you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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