What is the difference between a botlle of sun lotion and a Mexican? A bottle of sun lotion contains a lotion that protects your skin against the sun, and a Mexican is a person from Mexico.

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Women's rights.

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Yo Mama is so stupid, she was riding her bike down the street when she was distracted and rode off a cliff. Oh crap I am so sorry.

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Three nuns walk into a bar. They realize they are in a place they don't want to be, so they leave, casting furtive glances around, fearing that someone from their congregation will see them and think they went in to drink.

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What did the doctor say to the Lawyer? I get paid more

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being cut in half by a human while you were trying to eat an apple

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The NBA lockout

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My wife's star sign was cancer and it's quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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Knock Knock. who's there? It's me. you need to be specific...

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither. The single celled amoeba. As billions of years passed, the simple amoeba began to form limbs which it utilized to crawl its way out of the ocean onto dry land. Millions of years would pass before the simplified organism began to develop into a fully functional chicken.

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Women's Rights

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You just threw a fireman and a baby out of a skyscraper... who arrived earth first? Adam and Eve. Moral: Because theology is bullshit.

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

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What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

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Did you hear about the kid napping? They found his body in a ditch.

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Why can't Jay cut his hair? Because he has AIDS

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There are 3 type of people in the world. People who can count, and people who can't.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the overwhelming feeling of self doubt created by an abusive drug addicted father which has left him seeking life threatening situations that should never befall a simple chicken.

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what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

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What's cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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if you have hair on the palm of your hand you might want to get that checked out

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What do you call a guy with newmonya? Not good at spelling

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FIRE!!

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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