- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar... and watches the Monday Night Football game with his pals.

Q: What do you call an aligator in a vest A: Investigator

Skittles are tasteless. Why? You can't taste the rainbow.

Why did the blond fall of the ladder? She had no arms.

What did the girl get for her birthday? Nothing...cause she died

Why did the baby cross the road? cause it was stapled to the chicken.

What happened to the blonde that died her hair brown? Her hair turned brown.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese.

Why did Michael Jackson ask a Best Buy clerk for the best 3D TV? He didn't ... He's dead.

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings

What do you call an animal who is purple and feeds on grass? Well his name is Timmy, he is a 6 year old boy and has been diagnosed with a rare deadly disease that turns his skin purple and has removed him so far from reality that he has begin to feed on his front lawn.

what did the little girl do after drinking a smoothie? she choked and died a painful death.

How do you have sex with the blue waffle? stick your penis inside

Whats 9+10? 19

What is worse than finding a dead mouse in your loaf of bread? A lot of things since you were able to sue the bread company for tens of thousands of dollars.

Your mama is so fat she is morbid obese.

The pope and three young boys get into a cab. The pope tells the driver to take the boys home.

What do snowmen eat for lunch? Snowmen don't eat, they're inanimate balls of of solid precipitation with rocks for smiles and eyes and carrots for noses.

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up.

Dick Chaney

Why? Because racecar.

What is green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

person 1 - what's big, green and ugly? person 2 - don't know. what's big, green and ugly? person 1 - nothing is

Did you hear the one about the priest, the rabbi, the astronaut, the olympic diver, the mcdonald's employee, and the web designer? Neither did I...

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