a man walks into a bar he has a drinking problem and we are all consered

I hate long jokes -_-

What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

What sound did the man make? Splatt. He fell off a building.

People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ada! Ada who? Ada burger for lunch!

What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The chicken saw greater opportunities to find food on the other side

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

BOB:i feall like a hotdog JOE:u r what u eat BOB:no wonder your a d!(k JOE:f*** u

If I was trapped in a closet with you and a bear, and I only had two bullets, I would shoot you twice!

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

Who has no penis Religious Believers

y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

Why do many men find it difficult to make eye contact? Debilitating autism.

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

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