What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven liked to eat numbers lower than itself.

What do you call people in a plane crash? Whatever, i wasn't on the plane.

Friends are like potatoes. I don't have any potatoes.

Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

Gus's mom

Where do dizzy cows go? In circles...

a man walks into a bar he has a drinking problem and we are all consered

Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

Your momma's so fat that she can't pass through some turnstiles and needs go through some other way with people staring and feel sad about it.

What sound did the man make? Splatt. He fell off a building.

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I was gonna make a joke about a my dick... Racecar

What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

why did the hedge hog cross the road? To get to his 'flat' mate!!

Doctor Doctor! I think i'm epileptic! I'm not the Doctor, I'm the receptionist. You're a hypochondriac, now wait in the Que, like everybody else Mrs. Davis.

I am white, asian and black... What am I? A panda

Me: What day is it? Rebecca Black: Tuesday

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because Hitler took he's parents away.

What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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