Skinny guy: Hey wanna hear a yo mama joke? Fat mother: Hey you wanna die?

Why did the man stop dead in his tracks? He was on top of a land mine.

Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

Doctor Doctor! I think i'm epileptic! I'm not the Doctor, I'm the receptionist. You're a hypochondriac, now wait in the Que, like everybody else Mrs. Davis.

What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson. I spelled "red" wrong.

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Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

What did the gay man see when he looked out the window? A UPS truck that was shipping a monkey

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

why did the hedge hog cross the road? To get to his 'flat' mate!!

What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? By grounding her.

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

Me: What day is it? Rebecca Black: Tuesday

Your momma's so fat that she can't pass through some turnstiles and needs go through some other way with people staring and feel sad about it.

What did the black man say when he noticed his crack was missing? I guess they fixed the sidewalk while I was at work.

Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

I am white, asian and black... What am I? A panda

How do you wake up lady Gaga? You poke her face

I was gonna make a joke about a my dick... Racecar

what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because Hitler took he's parents away.

Where do dizzy cows go? In circles...

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