What came first?....the woman or the sandwich

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Q:What do you call a black man on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call 100 black men on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call the entire race of black people on the moon? A:A problem solved

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GONNA

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How do you put on a condom Very Carefully

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why did the puppy have a sticky tongue? because its owner was abusive and made the puppy lick peanut butter from his balls

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Robin, get in the Bat-mobile!

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guy 1... "do you no any funny jokes?" guy2 ..."no" guy1 ..."same"

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What did the japonese man say? Nothing that we can understand.

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Your momma's so ugly that she was worried that she would never marry anyone.

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Why did the girl buy wine? She was hosting a party for four of her closest friends.

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a muslim walks into a bar, he then remembers his religion forbids the drinking of alcohol and walks back out

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What did the phone say to the telephone? I can't connect with you.

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What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad event that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

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What's 6 inches long, held in your hand, and has a round tip? A pencil you pervert.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "How'd you open the door?"

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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Two people on a boat, Pete and Repete. Pete fell off and Repete radioed the Coast Guard, who sadly got there just in time to watch him drown to his death.

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Yo mama is so fat that it is obvious obesity runs in the family.

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What did John F. Kennedy say to Kurt Cobain? Nothing. They never met.

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What has 4 legs and doesn't bark? A dead dog.

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Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Their names, if you know them. If not just say "excuse me"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, penis.

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? She was hungry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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