A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

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Whats better than pizza? Pepperoni pizza, if you like pepperoni that is.

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Your mommas so fat that she may die.

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hi hi strager danger

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Whats is pathetic and just plain sad? Gas prices these days.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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What's the difference between an old man and a child? The old man is older than the child

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What do you call a horse with no eyes? A horse with no eyes.

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What do you get when you cross and elephant and a dog? Nothing, because you cannot breed creatures of different geniuses.

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My mom told me about a funnel they make for women now that they can use to pee standing up. I told her it was a ploy to promote feminism.

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your mommy so gehto shes black

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Why was school cancelled? Because the school was bombed.

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A man walks into a bar. He says, "Ow, that really hurt."

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What do you call two homosexuals in fancy hats? It depends, you have to ask their names first.

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Boom.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cactus cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens butt.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he lives in a chicken coop and has never even seen a road.

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What do you call it when a homosexual from spain is forced to have sex with a 400 pound black man? Rape

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What do you call a Mexican jumping fences? A really good athlete.

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Bobby got a new bike there are black kids in bobby's neighborhood bobby doesnt have a new bike anymore

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Women's Rights

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Q: How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One, possibly two if the lightbulb is high up and someone has to hold the ladder.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.

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A mother and father heard their young son sobbing in his room, so they ran upstairs to see what the problem was. When they got to his room, they found the older son was dead and hanging from the ceiling. And the younger son was actually laughing, not crying.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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