Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the Shell Station.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was black

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A nhiger walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand. "do you have any lemonade" the man said "no. we don't serve nhigers lemonade. but you can drink your own piss boy, thats home made.." the nhiger waddled away (waddle waddle) till the very next day. The nhiger walked up to the lemonade stand with a lawsuit file right in his hand and said "you are legally required to serve me lemonade" the man said "fu(k you nhiger go back to where you came go back to Africa it's full of aids" the nhiger said "goodbye".... i'm too lazy too finish this off so i'll spoil the ending, the nhiger was actually a smelly pakistanian, which was actually a dirty chi-nk in costume. let's just say lawsuits were filed but the lemonade stand owner had casey anthony's lawyer and in the end never had to serve fu-cking nhiger ,smelly pakies or dirty chin-ks again :) The End. Happily Ever After.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive blonde. He is afraid of talking to her so he goes home and masterbates himself to sleep.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Beacuse she has no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's There? Not Sally.

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what did the surfer do on his computer? browse the internet

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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1 black man on the moon = problem 10 black people on the moon = problems Whole black population on the moon = problem solved

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What's big and juicy and liked to be sucked by women? A penis.

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Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Door! He then broke down into tears as the nightmares from his schizophrenia had lead to a severely crippled mental state.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Totsie Roll totsie pop? Altough many tests have been done, there still isn't a certain number. There are many variables involved with this question.

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Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, everything is grey, i'm a dog.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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What did the black man say to the Hispanic? Lovely weather we're having.

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What did the phone say to the man? Ring ring.

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Ryan Holden is a faggot.

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You wanna hear a touching story? Once a pon a time you died. The end. (all anti jokes posted by me will be adressed with -blarg)

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Why did the man need new glasses? He was thrown off a bridge by a leprechaun.

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What does a joke and an anti-joke have in common? Nothing, since "anti-" refers to the opposite of the word that it is modifying.

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24... wait i thought of something better than 24... let me hear it... 25!!!!

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if you can read this you dont' need glasses

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