How are a bucket and a purple shovel alike? Coincidentally they both are registered sex offenders.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't because he wasn't capable of having emotions after he fell into a coma and died 10 months ago after a severe car crash involving a drunk driver. The believed driver,3 had a blood alcohol of .26 and rear ended 6's car at 60 mph. 3 was uninjured and promptly arrested but....6 wasn't so lucky. The doctors said there was no chance of him coming back and they pulled the plug.He was only 9 days away from his 32nd birthday. The funeral was held shortly after, 7 seemed the most upset and couldn't hold back the tears well enough to make it through the whole service. The family is now forever scarred. In Loving Memory of 6 February 22,1982-February 13,2014 Loving father, Caring husband, Forever in our hearts

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That other group is a *********************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************** From Jackson Edwards

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because he did

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Why did the man walk into the bar? He wast thirsty.

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Word play, punch-line, joke.

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Whats plastic and phonie a phone

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why did the jew drop his coin? beacuse a nazi killed him before he put it in his pocket

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What does Rubens Barrichelo does with his F1 championship trophies? He never got one.

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What has 4 legs and goes "meow." A cat. Dang! You already heard it.

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Knock Knock Who's There? God God who.....wait REALLY? No Dave, this is a hallucination, and your peeing right now.

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What goes in long and hard and comes out wet and sticky? A penis after orgasmic intercourse.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't make sense Your cute

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knock knock who's there? Kallie Kallie who? sorry, wrong house

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the sadistic farmer with a loaded shotgun (as the farmer has an extremely large score to settle with the chicken, as his wife was dead, a cause of mad cow disease) thus escaping captivity and starting a new life as a free chicken. God save Martin Luther KIng

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why did the guy drop his umbrella........ because he was getting raped.

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Knock Know Who's there Interrupting ghost Interu--BOO!!! Ha HA!

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A sphere rolls around the corner and falls over.

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why did the child go to school? Because he wants to succeed in life

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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How is nothing something if it is nothing?...

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Why did the mouse cross the road, and then go down it? It tried to get cheese on the other side, but got hit by a SUV and was stuck to the wheels. The rat on the wheel goes "Squish, Scratch,, Mush........

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Your momma's so fat when she walks into a restaurant she orders salad.

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What do you get when you mix a dog and a cow blood everywhere

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