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Doctor, people always laught at me at work! :( What do you do for a living? I am a comedian...

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What's the difference between mustangs and dead babies I don't collect mustangs

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A woman comes to the doctor with a dog and the doctor says: -What are you doing here, dog? Get the hell out of here, you're an animal.

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If one train goes east at 30mph and another train goes south at 53mph, how many pancakes does it take to make a mattress? 7 because peanut butter can't climb trees.

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What does the Cookie Monster eat? Nothing. The Cookie Monster is not a living, sentient being and does not require sustenance to live.

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What did I write on this website? This antijoke.

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A baby walks into a bar, the whole bar applaudes for the baby boy who just took his first steps.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? James. James who? James from work. Oh, come on in.

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Mexicans are like waffles

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How many licks does it take for a pedophile to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Given a simple random sample of pedophiles, they will most likely have the same statistical standard normal distribution of tongue sizes and saliva efficacy as any other part of the population. Therefore, that question in regards to the tongues of pedophiles is irrelevant and remains unanswered.

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It's a bird! No it's a plane! No you idiots, it's only a cloud.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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roses are red violets are blue your baby has down syndrome

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Bryce Harlan and I are close friends Love, Pete K

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why dont black people like cruise ships? they already fell for that trick 400 years ago

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A baby seal walks in to a club... That's it. That's the joke.

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What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They're two completely different water fowl.

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PATHETIC

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What's worse than finding a repeated joke on Anti-Joke? Your family being massacred in front of your eyes.

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Q: What did the teen mom put her newborn daughter up for? A: Adoption

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"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

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HEY EVERYONE THUMBS UP!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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