I don't know what I've been told I'm a refrigerator

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A one legged long jumper missed the world record by one foot.

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

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What did a tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

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Why couldn't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he has no arms or legs. Why doesn't he have any arms or legs? Because he is a potato.

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A blond, teen girl with a pink hat and glasses goes to the doctor, and she says, "Doctor, doctor! I keep hearing bees, whislting, humming birds, and Tom Jones! Whats happening to me?!" The doctor says, "Tinnitus".

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What's the difference between a badger and a TV? Alot.

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What did the senile man say to the kids on his lawn? Tree dance the gator thong for my nipples.

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4 is half the number 8 is.

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What did santa say to the little girl on Christmas Eve? Santa isn't real, but pedophiles are.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor? -Cody Williams

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Two ducks are sitting on washcloths in the middle of a lake. One duck looks to the other and asks, "hey, do you have any soap?" to which the other duck responds, "what do you think I am, a typewriter?"

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Anyone reading this I'm not writing anything Kevin

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Moves Like AJgger- Marron 5

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Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? ..no

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how do u piss of a polish man? rape his girlfriend

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whats first than finding a worm in your apple? a blonde who asks you why there is a worm in your apple

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Roses are red, violets are blue Most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

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Yes.

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The man who killed hitler must have ben a swell dude a.w. j.p.

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If life gives you melons ... You might be dyslexic

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Why did the boy have no friends? Because he was autistic.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobile? -Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile!

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What did the smoker get for christmas? A bike.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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