why dont black people like cruise ships? they already fell for that trick 400 years ago

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A blonde is standing on the edge of a 20-story building. He's had a rather rough life.

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What's worse than your mom finding out she has AIDS? After she found out she had AIDS she stormed out of the hospital and got run over by a bus.

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What do you call a man who writes anti-jokes? Rhys, because that is my name. thank you

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Why do I staple a mans mouth to his penis. Because I wanted to

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What kind of "room" can you not enter? One with a locked door.

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How do you call a black man? By his first name.

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how many jews can you fit in an oven? -well zero because the conventional oven cannot fit a full sized human

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

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A man walks into a bar, it looked like it hurt.

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Knock knock ... KNOCK KNOCK ... I guess nobody's home.

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What's black and hangs from trees? tires ...and black people

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Don't you just hate it when sentences don't end how you think they TESTACLES

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Roses Are Red Violets are blue A face like yours belong in a zoo Don't worry ill be there too Not in the cage but laughing at you

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ROB SNIEDER ISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS A CAARRRRROT! rated pg-13

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You might be a redneck if you spent all day in the sun without sunscreen.

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What's worse than ten dead babies? Not much.

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Why did the black man die? He drove off a cliff.

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How do you get rid of a stalker? You throw a fridge at them!

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Doctor, people always laught at me at work! :( What do you do for a living? I am a comedian...

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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A man walks into a bar. He sees his wife with another man. That man is his brother.

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obamas trench

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