A mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The chauffer, they are both rich business men.

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JUSTIN BIEBER IS A FAG

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What does the cup-cake say to the cake? Do you want a cup in your cake to make it cup-cake?

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What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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How do you kill a 1000 Ethiopians? Throw a biscuit off a cliff. JimBoto

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How do you make a baby spin? Put it in a blender and turn it on.

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Why does Shaun's dad beat him? Because Shaun is an asshole.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Shoes, socks, and mittens.

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

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my president is black, my lambo's blue, $14,400,000,000,000 national debt

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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Why was the black man eating a banana? Because bananas are an excellent source of potassium.

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How many dead lions can feed a bluejay? Bluejays don't eat dead or living lions, so this is highly improbable.

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Q: Why couldn't Katie ride a bike? A: Because she has leprosy.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set. Cuz she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

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Why did the moron jump through the window?

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being shot repeatedly in the chest.

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There was a Mexican, a Chinese, and an American on a plane. The Mexican threw down a sack of beans, the Chinese threw down a sack of rice, and the American threw down a bomb. The plane landed. When the three passengers stepped out of the plane, they were hungry.

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Three men sit at a bar. A clown walks in, so the first man says, "Oh, what fresh hell is this?", gets up and leaves. Then a fairy flies in, so the second man says, "Aw, hell no!", gets up and leaves. So the third man was alone with the fairy and clown.

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Like CHUCK NORRIS, CHUCK NORRIS like You !

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How does a spider write its diary entries every night? With a pen.

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What's worse than the Broncos losing the Superbowl? Your iPhone not working anymore

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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