You might be a redneck if you spent all day in the sun without sunscreen.

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Why couldn't the asian drive the car. He was underage and did not have his license yet.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why did the black man die? He drove off a cliff.

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Roberto: Did you watch that WNBA game tonight?!? Will: No Roberto: Me either

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Why did the boat sink? It ran into an iceberg.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Everyone is amazed because he can now walk.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven

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Apple.

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Why am I losing my time writing this joke even knowing that I will get lots of thumbs down?

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Whats the difference between a ham sandwich and a dead baby sandwich? I don't stomp on my ham sadnwiches with cleats before I eat them.

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Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station..

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being disabled.

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A violent biker gang walks into a bar to have a few drinks, the bar tender says "I'm sorry we can not serve you here." They then proceed to beat the man violently.

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How many friends did Jeffery have? 0 because he ate them and put them in his fridge.

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What did the picture say to the man? Don't frame me

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An Irishman walked out of a bar. A Frenchman was polite. An Englishman had beautiful teeth.

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what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing you already told her twice

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A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

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why did the lady take anti depressants? because she was depressed

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? *smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it*

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A mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The chauffer, they are both rich business men.

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