How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

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why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

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What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

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what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

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i'm an inbred jew - Barras

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How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

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what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

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Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

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What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

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What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

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What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

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. . I am a whale

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

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A guy walks into a doctor's office and says: "Doctor! Doctor! You gotta help me! One day I'm a teepee, and the next day I'm a wigwam, and then the next day I'm a teepee, and then the next day I'm a wigwam again. The doctor says: Sir, we've been over this 100 times! You have stage 4 pancreatic cancer...

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There is a Asian a black guy and a white guy the black guy loves apples the white guy loves pears and the Asian loves Macaroni the white guy gets a apple the black guy gets a pear and the Asian has no lunch so the black guy kills the white guy for the apple and the Asian kills the black guy because he is hungry

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in superbad, why couldnt seth take off mclovin's face and wear it as his own? no one can. theyre fictional characters in a movie

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why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

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Suck pussy

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What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

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A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

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