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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What happened to the Asian who ran into the wall with a boner? He ejaculated his sperm, impregnating the wall. The wall went to the authorities, and the man was charged with rape. He is now serving a 10 year prison sentence, with no possibility of parole.

What do you say to a whore with two black guys? How much an hour?

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

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