Your mother is so fat she sometimes eats a normal sized portion of food and does not feel satisfied

What did the doctor say to his patient with cancer? "You have cancer...".

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

If life gives you lemonade.

Why did the elephant not do 9/11? Because he drank a hispanic turtle.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red... That depends in how hard you throw them.

So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

Why? Why not?

what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the f**k is THAT!

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

MRCANN YOUR A FUCKIN' CARROT LERN 2 FOCKIN SIT IN YER HOLE YA FUCKIN PLANT

If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

that moment when the last few ceral are like "Come on catch me bitch"

What's worse than a shotgoun to the balls? Nothing.

What's funnier then 24... The Holocost

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun. that dumb ass jill forgot the pill and now they have a son

That awkward moment when you walk in on your economics teacher shagging Danii ... Anyone ?

what do you call a man who is addicted to alcohol... an alcoholic

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

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