- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

What did the man with sores on his tounge get for a birthday present? He recieved a very nice pair of trousers which he wore to work from time to time

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

When you give your homecoming date flowers, you're really handing them a bouquet of sex organs

Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

womans having rights.

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his crotch... The bartender calls the police as the man is arrested as piracy an act of robbery or criminal violence.

Nickelback

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

what do you get if you cross the mafia and the yakuza? a hefty bounty on your head

What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

An elephant walks in to a dry cleaners and asks the Chinese man behind the counter for the price of cleaning two shirts. The man replies, "$3.00."

A man walks into a bar, but it was a gay bar, and the man was a homosexual so he stayed and had fun then later that night he went home to his girlfriend

Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

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