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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because as an animal with legs it is highly capable of doing such as it pleases.

Why did susie fall off the swing? Because an arrow penetrated her head.

why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

Why did the lion eat food Because seaweed is green

what do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut.

Why aren't elephants allowed in public pools? Because they are elephants.

What do you call a woman on a bike? A dike

What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

What did Anne Frank say to the Nazis who found her? Please be gentle.

Why was Little Bobby sad? He just superglued Uranus to his forehead.

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

Q: Why can't sally play on the swing? A: Because she has no arms Q: Who was the first to climb mount everest? A: Not Sally

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

What do you do when someone tries to rob you at gunpoint Well first thing you have to do is think why am I in this situation? Then what can I do to avoid this again Finally think about how you're going to pay your medical bill. You were to busy thinking, to notice you just got shot and robbed.

a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

How you know that you are flying with a "no frills" airline? There are no meals or films provided, no orange juice to drink during ascent and descent and no mid-flight shop service.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

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