Yo momma's so fat she got her own zip code! except she doesn't because zip codes are reserved for much larger areas than that of your mother.

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How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You shoot at the blonde. Causing her to fall, but I have a feeling she will be pretty mad!

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Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

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What do you call a sleeping bull? Don't call him anything and back away slowly.

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you're mommas so fat that her doctor says she is morbitly obese and may die of a heart failure later in life

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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why did the chicken cross the road? cause kade touches himself at night

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A man walks into a bar. He says "ouch".

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"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

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What do you call a dick with blonde hair? Joffrey Baratheon.

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This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

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What did the starving kid say to the starving parent? Pineapple

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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nena. nerna. neener. neezie. nena.

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Q. What do you call cheese that's not yours? A. Stolen, you're under arrest.

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

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Roses are red my name is dave this poem makes no bloody sense microwave

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Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

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What did a man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Are you okay? Here, let me take you to the hospital." The woman is now healing nicely.

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Two Black men, one wearing a blue shirt, and one wearing a red shirt, Jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The one in the blue shirt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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