What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

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A Cadillac Escalade ran off a cliff with 4 black man in it. What's wrong with this? The Cadillac could hold 6 people.

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Why don't carrot tops souls ? They just don't

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What's dried up and smells like potatoes? Potato ships and school french fries.

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Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

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What do you get if you cross a canine and a sheep? A Sheepdog. What do you get if you cross a cat and a dog? You fucking stupid? It cant be done!

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What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

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A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

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Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

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Who lives on 2324 Elm St. River Grove Illinois? And Goes to East Leyden High School? The answer is Ricky Krajewski. He is 16 years old has brown hair and brown eyes. 5'11" 190lbs and 6.5 inch penis(when erect). social security # is 679-78-6283.

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My son won the lottery. I shot him so I could have the money.

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

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Do you want to hear a joke? No.

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nick ya honkin of b.o m8

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Black...

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There once was a man from Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He then shortly died in his sleep due to heart failure at the age of 81.

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I like cookies... GIVE ME ICE CREAM.

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Q: WHY DID GOD MAKE ASIANS? A: NO FREIKEN IDEA

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Why was the comedian so funny? Because that's his job, and if he wasn't funny he would have to become a hobo.

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two snow men standing in a field and one says to the other can you smell carrots

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what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

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A blonde and a brunette are falling from a cliff. They are going to die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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