Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

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A Mexican man is sitting in his mansion.

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Why did the black guy get hit by a train? I strapped him to the tracks

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whats black and white and covered in blood Michael Jackson being stabbed

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What did the little boy with diabetes get for Christmas? A shot of insulin; just like every other day.

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How do you turn a frown upside down? You cannot do such a thing because frowning is the act of sadness. Therefore you cannot nor should not change a persons attitude.

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A bloke walked in to a bakers shop and asked for a loaf of bread. Certainly sir, said the assistant, white or brown?...it doesn't matter, answered the man, I've left my bike outside

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Stoner Student: "Imagine if El Nino and La Nina got together and started a family and had little Los Ninos." Class Nerd: "Yeah."

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What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

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What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

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what did the man say to the sad woman? go make ma a sammich before i hit you again! the women refused and was hit again.

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What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

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Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

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A black man, a white man, and a group of Jews were all walking down the street. They got hit by a bus.

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What did the ocean say to the black guy? Nothing, it just shot him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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you know what they say, Big man, Big hypertrophic cardiomyopathy, shame he died

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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Q:what do you do when a black guy is drowning A:you dont

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What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

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I don't know what was a bigger disappointment, the series finale of "Lost" or--sorry I thought I felt my phone vibrate in my pocket.

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A zucchini is walking down the street, when he spots a cucumber club on his left hand side. Having nothing else to do he decides to walk in. When he walks into the club all of the cucumbers stop and stare at this strange being in their club. Finally, after having one too many drinks, one cucumber decides that this ridiculousness has gone on long enough and it is up to him to say something, so he goes up to the zucchini and says, "Hey buddy, what's your problem, clearly you are in a cucumber club and you're a zucchini." The zucchini just looks at him, puzzled, and responds " A cucumber club? I thought this was a ucumber club!!!!!"... It's funny because zucchinis are dyslexic.

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Why was the black guy charged for murder? He killed his wife.

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Haikus are easy. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

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