Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the same wolf that had devoured the chickens' chicks singlehandedly was chasing it.

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What's green has eight legs, and would kill you of it fell on you from the top of a tree? A Billiard table

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How do you keep children off your front lawn? Molest them.

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My new Muslim friend is the BOMB

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Why was the white man poor? Because he could not hold a stable job for his wife and kids.

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What's worse than spending time with your girlfriend? Nothing.

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You're Adopted.

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A guy walks into a bar with a watermelon under his shirt. The bartender asks what is under his shirt. He says, a watermelon.

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What do you call a black man who works in a ice-cream truck? A Ice-Creem Man

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Why Was Did Jill Cross The Road? She Needed To Get To Work.

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Why couldn't Sally ride a bicycle? She doesn't have a bicycle. She also doesn't have legs.

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Two men walk into a bar. The bar was being robbed. They were both shot in the confusion.

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A buissnes man walks into a meeting and says hello i'm a buissnesman

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says "Is it hot in here?" The other muffin says "Yes. It feels like 425 degrees."

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water, hydrated silica, glycerin, sorbitol, PVM/MA copolymer, sodium lauryl sulfate, flavor, cellulose gum, sodium hydroxide, propylene glycol, carrageenan, sodium saccharin, titanium dioxide all adds up to colgate. SO AS A MATTER OF FACT, CHEESE PLUS PIE IS CHICKEN. CONSIDERING THE FACT THAT I LIKE SAYING CHEESE, JACK AND JILL WENT UP THE HILL BECAUSE THEY WERE BAGELS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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How did the girl get hit by a car? Better question, How did the car get in the kitchen?

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How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

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What kind of sex do you have with twenty seven year olds any kind you want there are twenty of them

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How many Jew can you fit in a car? As many as the car seats comfortably.

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why did the puppy poop? he had too

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Whats a black persons favorite flavored cake? fried chicken.

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What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

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girl: why do you love me? boy: i don't.

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Q. what did the gay man say about the smoothie? A. he said "that is soooo good"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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