- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

What do you get when you stab a man in the leg with a knife? A court summons because you have committed a horrible crime

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for some water. The bartender replies: "Sorry, we don't have any." The man responds: "Sorry, I'm drunk." He walks out.

DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

Roses are red, Violets are microwaves, I have amnesia, Roses are red.

Why did the chicken cross the road?? Blue.

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