- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

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What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? answer: Where's my tractor?

What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

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What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

If a tree falls on a woman, and no one is around to hear it, what is a tree doing in the kitchen?

What's the difference between a tiger and a shark? One's a land mammal.

why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

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