What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

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How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

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My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

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Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

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The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

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What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

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Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

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what has wheels and drives? a boat i lied about the wheels

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my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

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Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

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A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

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What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

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Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

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Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

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did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

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A brunette, redhead, and a blond were on a road trip when their car broke down in the middle of a desert. The red-head offered to walk down the road to get help, for none of them knew how to repair the car. She walked down the road in the direction they were headed, but never came back. The redhead and blond died several days later in the shade of the car as a result of extensive heat exhaustion.

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A man walks into a bar and sees that the pianist is just twelve inches tall. He asks the bartender, ''How come you have a 12-inch pianist?'' The bartender replies, ''We have a genie in the back room. He'll answer all your wishes, but be careful, because he has a little trouble hearing.'' The man walks into the back room and asks the genie for a million bucks. The genie then gives him a million ducks. The man comes out and tells the bartender that the genie misheard his wish. The bartender says, ''Come on, now! Do you really think I asked for a 12-inch pianist?!''

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

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Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

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What did the average man say the the bird? HOODINI

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Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

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Anti Joke

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