- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Obama = ebola

Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

Chuck Norris.

what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely white man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

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