- Anti Joke

Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

Why was the girl crying? She just got diagnosed with cancer you inconsiderate bastard.

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

What is green and looks like a blue car? A Green car

Whats black and white all over? Michael Jackson

What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

Is maynaise an instrument?