How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

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A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

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Why did a black person beat a white person in a race? The white person was hindered because a polar bear was biting their leg the entire time.

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What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

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What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

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My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

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Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

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A little boy was walking down the street when a strange looking van stopped next to him and the man driving asked the little boy where he lived, where his mother was, and if he wanted a puppy because he had some in the back seat.... The boy proceeded to enter the van. The man then handed the child a puppy and promptly drove the boy home.

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A frog and a toad eat a pie and then realize it is weird and then die.

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I saw 2 jews talking. I threw in a penny and watched them fight to the death. I did the same with 2 catholic preasts exept I threw in a baby boy

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What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me i'm going in.

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A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

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You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

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Who gave Miley Cyrus her new haircut? Hellen Keller

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What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

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What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

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What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

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Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

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What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

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What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

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Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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