- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

''Today is Star Wars day :)'' ''Why's that?'' ''guess'' ''I don't know :/'' ''It's May the 4th!'' ''And?'' ''May the 4th be with you :p''

My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

what do you call a cat that looks like a lion 7

What breaks when you give it to a baby? Its pelvis

did you know towels can cause dry skin?

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

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Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

Chris: Hey, want to hear a sad joke? Joe: No, those are mean and offensive.

Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

Why does the Batman theme song have 'na na na na na na na na' in it so many times? I guess Batman really likes sodium. Or maybe his record player's broken.

Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

Man goes into a bar and orders 7 shots, the bartender says "Long day, huh?", the Man says yeh then goes home and kills himself.

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

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