- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When did joseph the deer learn to fly? - Never, deer can't fly

Knock Knock Who's there? Just open the damn door.

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

Your momma's so fat, diet and exercise would probably save her life!

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead

When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

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Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

Why did the Polish man cross the road? Because the doctors was across the road, and he had a doctor appointment in five minutes time.

Brandon Bass's career average for assists is 0.7 a game. guess what his nickname is bassy

What do you call a gay mexican on welfare? poor

Q - What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench? A - The nba - Cool Bean

What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill all his friends and family.

How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

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