- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when your scared half to death...twice!!? Nothing, being scared half to death is an expression, you should not be fearing for your life.

What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

How do you help a chronic drug addict? Buy him or her more drugs. They NEED it.

How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

A man walks in to a bar, wakes up the next morning with the news that they have found a cancerous tumor in his neck.

Q: What do you call Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. A: two things: Their names, and a doctor because they are both in need of a nutritionist.

Why didn't the policeman stop the bank robbery? He wasn't there

How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

Why do Jews have such large noses? Hereditary genetics.

Q. Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he got shot. Q. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he was stapled to the first monkey.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

Why did Paul let Johnny choke to death? Because Paul had no arms.

Where do cows go on the weekends? The slaughterhouse.

What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A terrorist. What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. What are you racist or something?

A man told his daughter not to give his dog coffee. His daughter turned and told him that she was his nurse and his alzheimers is getting worse.

I haven't left my basement in 29 years

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