Q: If two lesbians are in a relationship, who makes the sandwiches? A: They both do.

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black people swimming

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Yesterday, my friend said I should facebook him. So I slammed a book into his face.

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whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

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Did you hear about the guy who had his head chopped off? He's dead.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god."

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HOLY COW!

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Kindness is what makes the world go round..... and chocolate.

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Useful Information: *2+2=5 *4+4=9 *6+6=13 Q: Given this information, how many fingers am I holding up? A: It was a trick question. Batman didn't open the door.

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what do u say to a girl after you have sex with her? i like cheese

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one of my best friends is blind and hasn't been able to see anything hhis entire life but he can hear a hummingbird from 50 yards away i mean, talk about worthless..

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Dude, you're playing call of duty by yourself and in last place...HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE!!??

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Q: Why are the Black Eyed Peas named the Black Eyed Peas? A: I don't know ask them yourself.

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What do you call a orphan with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Scrood

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Roses are red Heres something new Violets are violet not fucking blue

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Whats more worse than a dead baby? You shouldn't be thinking about dead babies or stuff worse than them, it is sad.

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why wont me daughter eat my feces

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Obama ran for re-election in 2012. He lost because he is a horrible president. the liberal left blame his defeat on racists and propose harsh Hate-Crime punishments. America falls into disrepair.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because it felt like it, now mind your own business!

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Q: What did the prostitute ask the officer? A: Where were you stationed? I have a lot of respect for our boys in the Middle East.

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What's big and messy? A big mess

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet, And so is she.

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What do you call 1000 black men walking down a street? The million man march

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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