- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than a paper cut? A: 9/11

What did Osama say before he was shot? Nothing, it was a surprise attack.

A man died and went to heaven. Luckily, he was resuscitated by a trained medical professional, and after a stern warning from his doctor, he lost weight, limited the cholesterol in his diet, and went on to live a very happy and healthy life.

Rose are red, Violets are blue Your cat is dead Turkey

whats worse than someone on the phone during a movie? your mother queefing on your bowl of cheerios

Knock! Knock! "It's open!"

What did one cow say to the other cow? Moo

Q: Whats the difference between porno and your mom? A: I can masturbate to porno

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Slavery.

Why did the the dog not eat its food? Because the night before the dog had gotten serious disease and lost appetite

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

why did amelia earhart get lost? because she was a woman

full house should of been called black jack, because the Olsen twins started getting hit on at age 8 and didn't stop til they were 21

Where did the paralytic go for a vacation? No where he can't move.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? It's Doctor Green. I've got some bad news about your test results. Can I come in?

What's the difference between shoes and babies? You can't eat shoes.

q:What do you tell a deaf person? a:nothing.

roses are green violets are green i was drunk last night

A doctor tells a guy: "I have bad news. You have Alzheimer's, and you have cancer." Guy says, "Thank God I don't have cancer."

What's long, brown, and in the toilet? The chocolate bar I just threw in the toilet.

Sticks and stones may break my bones because I have osteoporosis

so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

What did the Dark Knight say to the Policeman? I'm Batman

Q: Why did the boy fall of the swing? A: He had no arms.

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