''Today is Star Wars day :)'' ''Why's that?'' ''guess'' ''I don't know :/'' ''It's May the 4th!'' ''And?'' ''May the 4th be with you :p''

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? The Holocaust

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea but I don't see why it would want to cross a road in the first place. It is a chicken.

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What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

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Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

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What's the diffrents between a horse and a zebra? WELL clearly there names duh.

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What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

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Knock Knock The doors already open

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Women's rights

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What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a couch? A coat because vests don't have sleeves.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Roses are Red Violets are Red My Garden is on Fire.

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Why did the horse stop running? His master beat him to death.

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Dani Barton is not that! She is a great girl with a strong heart and feelings. The statement below is a joke, hence why it was published on AntiJokes. This is NOT a joke however.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Who. Who who? "My name ism't really who, it's Thomas. I thought it'd be funny if I made you say who who, as though imitating an owl. However, I understand that childish jokes like that are not funny and if anything stupid and immature. I am sorry for wasting your time. I will go continue my solitary life alone in a crappy tenement... Damn government. They have money to fight wars against foreign countries and yet no money goes to feeding the poor. Do you think life of easy for me loving like this?! I'm such a lost cause not even my own parents want to see me! And I'll be damned if they're still alive. A dad who beat me and got drunk even night, and a mom with breast cancer"(Thomas, overwhelmed, proceeds to have a mental breakdown). The man at the door comes out to comfort him. "It's alright man. i'll help you out." He let's Jeffrey stay with him for the next four months. They both get raped by a T-Rex.

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What's red and can't speak ? A strawberry

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Q: Why didn't the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

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Abbie im pretty sure your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory

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A man had come into a bar. No wait, it was a horse. A man had come into a horse.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish.

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A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

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the sky is green no it is not

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Anti Joke

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