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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

why did a bunch of black kids play in a pile of leafs? to have fun :)

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

Why was the giant scorpion sad? Because the Holocaust killed his entire family.

A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

What's worse than the holocaust? Giovanna Plowman.

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

You know what's funny? Rape

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? feel the other side of the worm in his mouth

What do you call a black pope? Catholic.

name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

Q. How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A. That obviously depends on the size of the bathtub and each individual infant.

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