Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

you know its foggy outside when you step outside and its foggy outside.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

What hapenz when u drnk very hot cup of tea after lunch ............:-> nothing ... Cup becomes empty

Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

Why couldn't the Jeffersons adopt a black baby? Their fireplace was empty.

How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

Q:Where was The Declaration of Independence signed? A: At the bottom

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

Have you ever seen what Stevie Wonder looks like without his sunglasses? Neither have I.

smell the vitamin C

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

How do you get a person to stop talking to you? Ask nicely to please be quiet and let me talk.

Anti Joke

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