why did the kid with no legs get eaten by wolves? he couldn't get away

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Richard.

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Why couldn't Lucy get her driver's license? Because she has Cerebral Palsy!

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a dog and a duck went out for a meal they both ordered lobster and enjoyed the night.

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Knock knock *open*

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how did santa ruin christmas? he didnt put presents under familys tree's

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Bigfoot, Santa, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde all jump off of a cliff. They all reach terminal velocity and at impact at the same time. However, no one really cares.

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Cause its dead!

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why'd my house get destroyed I was afraid the tornado that hit mass was going to destroy it so I blew it up

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Why was the man hanging from a tree? He got the Death Penalty

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what do you call the head-less man sitting on your porch? By what ever his name is!!

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Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

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hashtags suck balls

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I baked tonight. What did you bake? Brownies. What kind of brownies? Chocolate.

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:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

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knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust Whats worse than the holocaust? getting raped by a giant scorpion What's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by your seventh grade math teacher, Mr. Smith What's worse than getting raped by your seventh grade math teacher Mr. Smith? Snapping your femur bone in half What's worse than snapping your femur bone in half? Birthing a dead baby

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If strippers are exotic dancers then drug dealers are to exotic pharmacists.

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How does the black, high school kid get his new clothes, IPod and nikes? By working at his family-owned convenient store with his father and grandfather every night after school, but not until his homework is done.

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What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

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Why did the little boy run away from the beach? Hurricane Irene.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy mushroom soup in my testicles belly Buton cheese.com ( tickle my. Nipple frog)

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Q: Why was jimmy's mom crying? A: Because her doctor said their were going to get rid of he cancer, 5 minutes later hey came back in and told her that he had made a mistake and that was for someone else, she was actually only had a month to live.

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Anti Joke

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