What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a girl who was knocked off a swing by a fridge.

Did you hear the joke about Hellen Keller? Neither did she.

What do you call a dead baby who died by getting ran over by a car? Jimmy

What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

What is Santa's favorite color? Blue

Your mother is so fat that people make rude comments about her behind her back, but they shouldn't because she's a really nice lady.

Why did the 10-year-old boy get on the computer? He had to finish a project for Social Studies, and it was due the next day.

What did one homo-sexual say to his four homo-sexual friends? Were One Direction!!

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! *gives offended look and walks away*

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because as an animal with legs it is highly capable of doing such as it pleases.

Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

What did the murderer do to the dentist? Nothing, the murderer has served his time and is clean. But he did get his teeth cleaned.

your social life.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

What's the difference between a Green Grocers and Fighter pilot! One flys a plane and one sells food.

Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

This joke is the worst joke ever.

Q: What do the French call a quarter pounder with cheese? A: Le Royale with cheese

You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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