Why don't people say YOLO anymore? They all died in car crashes while texting and driving.

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What's the only think duct tape can't fix? Your parents divorce.

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why is my phone broken i dropped it

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Q: What did the teacher say at the end of recess. A: "Recess is over."

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a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

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An Irishman, an Englishman, and a Scottishman walks into a bar. They had a good time.

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Why did Tim sit on the chair? Because potato.

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Q. want to hear a really funny joke? A. Fred Figglie-horn

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple

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What did bob order at pizza hut? Pizza

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Q: why did everyone on the ship drown? A: Because the ship sunk

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honest politician

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What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

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If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

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A grasshopper walks into a bar... Bartender: "hey we have a drink named after you!" Grasshopper: "What, Kevin?"

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you wanna hear a good anti joke?, so do i

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woman..parallel parking

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Why did the baby cross the road? 'cause i kicked it.

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what if i told you that leonardo decaprio didnt need an oscar but an oscar needed a leonardo decaprio!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(_)_)=============D

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other is a baby.

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Q: If you are running a race and a fridge hits you, how many dogs play x-box in the snow? A: 12 orange waffles

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What's the difference between a brick and Ricky? A brick gets laid and has a higher iq

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

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YouTube Is Red Facebook Is Blue Porn Hub Is Down You'll Have To Do

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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