- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a parrot and a beach ball? A beach ball with a parrot design on it.

What is the difference between a lion and a tiger? A lion ,on average, weighs 31 kilograms more.

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

I want to name my dog Syndrome. Then, when I teach him to sit, I can say "Down, Syndrome!"

A man walks into a bar, he asks if the bartender knows where Starbucks is. The bartender finds this exceptable and shows him the way.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he was mentally handicaped

scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

Why couldn't the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

What's black and is as fast as a car? A black car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

What's worse than dying in the holocaust Dying on the last day of the holocaust

Q: How did the Irishman die? A: He was old.

What did the dead man say to God? I'm dead.

What is life? It is a sexually transmitted disease which always ends in death. There is currently no known cure.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

What do you call a banana that just got pealed A banana

Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups. He prefers to bench press.

Why do alcoholics use brown bags? Because they are ashamed of what they have become and seek to repress their guilt by entering into denial.

the best thing about an anti-joke is when the punch line doesn't hit you, you feel no pain

Moo! I'm a goat!

billy has 100 candy bars he eats 78 of them what does he have now diabetes

Whats worse than burnt toast? Getting molested

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