What happens when you give a Jew an iPhone? He says thank you and gives you a hug.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chicken is a funny word, and the road is a plot device.

Whats worse than getting raped by a cow? Getting raped by two cows.

Why does a man wake up every morning to do the same job over again? Because, wait... what the heck kind of a question is that?

Q: What is the differenc between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babys? A: I dont have a lamborghini my garage.

What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

Yo momma's so fat she is now a sponsor for Jenny Craig after joining the program and loosing almost a 100 pounds. So I suppose she isn't too fat anymore.

Harold Camping and the May 21st 2011 rapture.....

Q. How many people use MySpace? A. Pfft who uses MySpace

roses are red orchids are black I like you best when you lye on your back

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

What did the jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing.

How do you torture Helen Keller? You put her on a table and slowly pull her limbs off

an ethopian thanksgiving

And the guy who played Trapper John on MASH wins the coveted 'Last Famous TV Person to Die in 2015' award!!! Woooooooo!!!!

Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

What do you call a white guy with no friends? A white guy with no friends

-Why did the man sue the train driver after he witnessed his friends death? -Because he was owed a duty of care.

What did the framer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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