a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

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You Mom is so ugly, It makes sense why you always have that look on your face!

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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why is 6 scared of 7 because 7 is scary...

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What kind of nun would never drink milk? One who suffers from a severe lactose intolerance.

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why did the mexican beat your ass larry clark III because you live in a apartment with your mom and dad who are black your dad has a truck your mom recked her car

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. It was a footless chicken.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot for Arabian Air, idiot. What were you thinking?

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Q. Why is the road black? A. One hundred million dollars!

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Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like to rhyme Microwave.

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a shovel? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

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A dinosaur walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender goes home and tells his wife what he saw. His wife leaves him.

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Why doesn't anybody like the octopus? There anti-social creatures by nature

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what did the girl said to the stalker? i dont know cuz if i did, i would be a stalker

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how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

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Who paved the road? The fat guy with the steam roller

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why did the man take a poo because his rectum exploded

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Muslim athletes.

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IM SEXY AND I KNOW IT Chrysanthemums are pretty but toads and people are damn to horny

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There are 3 types of people in this world; people who can count, and people who can't

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A black man and a white man and a chinese man are sitting together: Cultural Diversity.

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The Kidder vs Bratman, not featuring Robbing the gay wonder: "MUHAHAhAha Bratman if you get me ill kill myself!" HOHOHOHO. "Uh okay" "I totally will!" "Go ahead" "I promise!" Bratman kills the Kidder as a favor, and no crime runs around Goodham city ever the end. Moral: Totally original nothing stolen from Joker and the Batman.

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What is invisible and smells like cheese? Cheese. I lied about the invisible part, because cheese is not invisible.

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