- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did superman always save the day? Because he was a fictional tv actor so he could do whatever he wanted to.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? That would depend on the individual situation at hand and to assume you could accurately estimate that is ridiculous.

What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

Whats 10 times worse than a war? Ten wars.

What do you call an old widow with 12 cats? Forever alone.

Q: What's worse than finding a hundred dead babies, in one bin? A: Finding one dead baby, in a hundred bins.

What did the collage professor say to the plumber? Hi.

What does a blonde's pussy taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage.

How to you get a clown off a swing? You shoot it in the face.

A blonde walked into a bar.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? POPCORN

Two drums and a sybol fall off the edge of a cliff. They hit a random pedestrian at the bottom killing him instantly. da-dum ch

what do you call a guy who makes racist jokes? an insensitive bastard

Q. Whats green jumps up and down and then red? A.A frog in a mixer

How did the boyfriend react when the girlfriend told him she was pregnant? Nothing.. He already changed his number and packed up his things and moved out of the state

Roses are dead Violets are too Were all gonna die So are you.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a rapist.

A wooly mammoth and a dodo bird walk into a bar. Just kidding.

Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally had a burning hatred for dairy products.

Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

A deranged serial killer walks into a bar. No one leaves because he looks like a normal guy.

what did hercules parents tell him? You're adopted

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