Q: what's better than ice cream A: not having aids

Say silk 5 times. Silk Silk Silk Silk Silk Now what do cows drink? Water.

Have you ever tasted Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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What do you say to two cows? Hey cows.

Why can't the T-rex clap? Because it's extinct

Two farmers are sitting in a cold field. One asks, "Cold day, isn't it?" The other farmer doesn't respond as he has been frozen to death and because of his death, he is unable to respond.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She was a donut.

Smell your breath Coamhin you smelly cunt

what do u call a apple a apple

What's red and smells like paint? Red paint.

What is blue and smells like blue paint? Blue paint.

What happened when Mary threw a kettle at Daniel? Daniel was scalded in the facial area and was blinded forever.

What do you call mexicans running down the hallway? JAIL BREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

when i go to a nude beach people think im looking for lost jewelery and treasure

What is worse then finding repeated jokes on anti jokes? finding a womr in your apple

Dear Chase. You are retarded Your jokes suck Violets are red jump off a bridge

What is worse than a person eating cereal? A black person eating white children.

How to condom style ayyyyyy sexy horsey how how how how how to condom style

What was little Timmy's final words? I just want to go home.

why did the holocaust not die because black people are scared of fuck

Q. whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A. A jew is a human of the jewish religion, and a pizza is food.

Whats worse then getting hit by a truck? Getting hit by a turkey!

Two Blondes walk into a bar. They each enjoy a refreshing drink before heading home to greet their family

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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